By Mark Morford
Published April 9, 2010
Hilarious yet insightful "review" of KFC's new Double Down sandwich.
Best quote of the article: "KFC test-marketed this Double Down death bomb for months, to (presumably) great effect. Of course, it's sort of a foregone conclusion, a rigged game. This vile meatwich is crammed like a grenade with sodium, sugar, fat and chemicals. Ergo, the testers, presumably people with taste buds devastated by years of cramming similar compost into their guts, thought it was pure nirvana. And then their colons exploded."
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